By looking over your shoulder.
An actual mailing:
Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system.
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To get the quarter back!
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”