Hu Ha Hi

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to
Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says “I want my $20 million.”
To which the man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way.
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the
Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
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Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely
packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he
asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that
he is going to get  married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring
over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The
mother agrees.

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A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service
by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.

When he walks into his hotel room, there’s a beautiful girl, nude, lying on
the bed. She says, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that the
president of the board arranged for you.”

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