An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and
deposits a poopy little present on the woman’s head.

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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started
out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, “You can go home now.”

Have the fifth one say…. BINGO!

When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, “Why should I be
upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can’t drive.”

This very old guy, older than 90, whips back the covers one morning with a
big hard on.
“What do you think about this, Honey?” he says to his wife.
She says “Now that you have the wrinkles out of it, why don’t you wash
it?”