Category Archives: Education Jokes - Page 7

In The Philosophy Final

A student taking a philosophy class had a single question on his final: “What is courage?”

The student wrote: “This”, signed it, and turned it in.

When I First Started College…

When I first started college, the Dean came in and said “Good Morning” to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded “Ah, you’re Freshmen.”

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The Harvard Graduates

Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were all excited and talking effusively as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston.

After hearing them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked, “You men Harvard graduates?”

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The Professor Of Economics

An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.

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Any Idiots In The Room?

“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

Two Quickies

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”

The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

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