Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals

Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says, ‘you can’t run Windows 95 on your
old, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with a
minimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with
Windows 95.’
But Abraham, the man of faith, gazed calmly at his son and replied, ‘God
will provide the RAM, my son’.

million monkeys banging on a million typewriters
will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.  Now, thanks to
the internet, we know this is not true.

million monkeys banging on a million typewriters
will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.  Now, thanks to
the internet, we know this is not true.

Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?

A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to work
with UNIX.