Category Archives: Computer Jokes

Corporate Pressure

Height of CORPORATE PRESSURE.
Company ka Employee TOILET gaya…
Andar Baitha…..
Samne Likha Tha- “ITNA ZOR KAAM PE DETE, TO TARGET PURA HO JATA”

Copy Cats?

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department Manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.
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Five reasons computers must be female…

5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3.The native language used to communicate with the other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
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Hell for Gates!

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God….
“Well, Bill, I`m really confused on this call. I m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created Windows 95. I`m going to do something I ve never done before. In your case, I m going to let you decide where you want to go.”
“Well, what s the difference between the two?” Bill asks.
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Computer engineer!

A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
The mechanical engineer, said, “I think the car has a faulty carburetor.”
The electrical engineer said, “No, I think the problem lies with the alternator.”
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Project Manager!

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I`ll have a C monkey please.”
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, “That`ll be $5000.”
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