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What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

Missionary Position Impossible.

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Iraqi TV Guide

MONDAY
8:00    Husseinfeld
8:30    Mad About Everything
9:00    Suddenly Sanctions
9:30    Allah McBeal

TUESDAY
8:00    Wheel of Fortune and Terror
8:30    The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right
9:00    Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
9:30    Iraq’s Funniest Public Execution Bloopers

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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?

He put it on.

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming
out”?

They’re called “dykeees”. They have a longer than normal tongue and you
can get them off with one finger!