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RAJNI N BIRDS

THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

FATHER OF THE NATION

God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme. During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India.

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth.

Nehru replied, “Only one!

Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.

Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment.

Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!! Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn’t been merciful with him.

The Mahatma replied in disgust, “God did not even ask me!!! Some idiots had told him that I am the Father of the Nation.”

SKINNY

3. “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death stuff.” – Mariah Carey

DIVORCE

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane…” Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she’s fucking goofy!”

Swarg Mein Sannata

Indarji ne naradji se pucha -aaj yeha aisa sannata kyon hai ………….
menka rambha sari aapsarayen kaha chali gayi?
Naradji bole- Rajesh khanna joh mar gaya

Lalu Sonia

Lalu-“I Love You” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Sonia-Mein tumhse pyar karti huh
Lalu-Lo kar lo baat angreji mein ek sawaal pucha sasuri fida ho gayi