TEACHER: Where is South America?
PUPIL: I don’t know.
TEACHER: Where is Greenland?
PUPIL: I don’t know.
TEACHER: Where is Bulgaria?
PUPIL: I don’t know.
TEACHER: Look them up in your textbook.
PUPIL: I don’t know where that is, either.
Category Archives: Books Jokes
STUPID KID
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on June 11, 2013
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FAVOURITE WRITER
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on June 11, 2013
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TEACHER: Who is your favorite author?
PUPIL: George Washington.
TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books.
PUPIL: You got it.
Black Beauty
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on August 22, 2012
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TEACHER: Tell the class what book you read.
PUPIL: Black Beauty.
TEACHER: And tell the class what it was about.
PUPIL: It was about 120 pages.
Middle East
Posted by Admin
on August 22, 2012
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TEACHER: Why are you holding your textbook up to the window?
PUPIL: You told me to open it up to the Middle East.
Lifetime
Posted by Admin
on August 22, 2012
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TEACHER: How many books have you read in your lifetime?
PUPIL: I don’t know. I’m not dead yet.
favourite author
Posted by Admin
on August 22, 2012
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TEACHER: Who is your favorite author?
PUPIL: George Washington.
TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books.
PUPIL: You got it.