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Job examination !

Jill and Pam applied for a single position at a company, and both were given a written exam to determine their qualifications.
When the exams were scored, it was found that both applicants missed only one question. The hiring manager told Jill, “Thank you, but I`ve decided to go with the other candidate.”
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Wake me up!

Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service.
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Jigsaw puzzle…

John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. “I`ve got a problem,” says Buffy.
“What`s the matter?” asks John.
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Blonde customer

A window salesman telephoned his blonde customer.
“Ms. Brown, our company replaced all your windows with triple-glazed models more than a year ago, and we still haven`t received a single payment.”
“But,”, the blonde protested, “You promised me they would pay for themselves in 12 months.”

The wrong way!

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she`d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad `cause all the people are leaving.