One day a truck driver was driving down a highway when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a blonde in a little blue car tailgating him. Well, this truck driver hated to be tailgated, so he stops his truck and walks over to the car, which had also stopped and said, “Hey, lady, if you don`t stop tailgating me, I`m going to bust up your car.”
So he gets back in truck and drives away.
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One blonde was painting the ceiling as the other painted the room.
“Got a good grip on your brush?” asked the blonde.
“Sure,” said the other blonde.
“Well, hold on tight. I`m taking away the ladder.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She`d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
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A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a “lovers point” where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,
“Do you want to get into the back seat?”
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There was this guy that lived acrossed from a blonde. He was outside mowing,and here comes the blonde. She goes to her mailbox, opens it, looks inside it, and slams it.
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