Category Archives: Blonde Jokes

BLONDE”S ON A TRAIN

Two blondes are on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard.

One of the blond girls whispers to the other ‘Wow, look, it’s Charles Darwin!!’

‘Are you stupid, he’s been dead for over 200 years!’ the other blonde replies.

Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says ‘Howdy Charles, I haven’t seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?’

The first blonde says to the second ‘Who’s stupid now?’

The Chair

A professor invented a lie detecting chair.

Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor.

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Return the Dog

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.

They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one.

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Another Dumb Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

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Angry Truck Driver

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

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An Hour Fast

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.

“I just got this amazing watch,” he tells her, “it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking.”

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