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A professor invented a lie detecting chair.

Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor.

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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.

They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one.

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.

“I just got this amazing watch,” he tells her, “it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking.”

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