Category Archives: Bar/Drunk Jokes - Page 7

A rather novel way to…

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices
two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of
the pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the bum of
the other.
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A drunk`s logic!

A drunk, after having had one too many, called up the bartender and asked him the distance between Dalhousie Square and Ballygunge in Calcutta.
The bartender in all honesty answered, “Why Sir, it is 15 kilometers.”
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Tight shoes

A man was seen walking in a drunkard manner, with anger written large on his face, wearing a pair of somewhat tight shoes. A Haryanavi passerby who happened to go that way, stopped and asked the man, “From where did you buy such tight shoes?”
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Good Morning!

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied, “Breakfast.”

Never assume again…..

There`s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.

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Before brand!

I happened to be in Stockholm on a business trip last month and was dining in a restaurant. Before ordering my dinner I asked for a whisky.
“Which is the best Swedish whisky?” I asked the waiter.
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