Category Archives: Bar/Drunk Jokes - Page 10

Let`s start!

A drunk was hauled into court. “Mister,” the judge began, “You ve been brought here for drinking.”
“Great,” the drunk exclaimed.” When do we get started?”

About the effects…

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.
“All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?”
“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”

Confession?

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Read more »

Changing times…

A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer. Then it it`s time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender, the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter.

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Night out !

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending too much time at the pub, so one night he took her long. “What`ll ya have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don`t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied.
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One good thing!

The preacher was having a heart-to-heart talk with a backslider of his flock, whose drinking of moonshine invariably led to quarreling with his neighbors, and occasional shotgun blasts at some of them.
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