What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? So they can hide in cherry trees. AND What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A Monkey eating cherries.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
Diarrhoea!
Why Don’t Oysters Give To Charity?
Because They’re Shellfish.