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What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

Why Do Elephants Paint Thier Testicles Red?

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
AND
What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.

What Is The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Bat While It Sleeps?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

Diarrhoea!

Why Don’t Oysters Give To Charity?

Why Don’t Oysters Give To Charity?

Because They’re Shellfish.

Why Don’t Oysters Give To Charity?

Why Don’t Oysters Give To Charity?

Because They’re Shellfish.