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1. Dogs don t have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
3. You can train a dog.
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A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog said, “that`s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” said the psychic, “next semester in her biology class.”

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, You are really ugly,”
The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to her work.

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After dying this cat walked up to the Pearly Gates where he met St Peter.
St. Peter says to the cat, “During your time on earth, you were a good little cat. You kept your masters house & barn free of pests, and for this faithful service, you get one wish for anything you would particularly like.”
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any crackers?”
Bar tender says, “No.”
Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, “Got any crackers?”
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