What is a breathanalyzer?

“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk
to his friend at the next barstool.

“Well, I’d have to say it’s a bag that tells you when you’ve drunk
way too much,” answered the equally wasted gent.

“Ah hell, whaddya know? I’ve been married to one of those for
years and years now!”

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