Two drunks walk into a bar…

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his

buddy and says “I gotta go use the can.” So he wonders off

to the bathroom and is gone for 5 … 10… 20 minutes. Well

his friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him.

He finds him in there and asks “What the hell are you doing?” The

first drunk repies “Everytime I flush, something reaches up

and grabs my balls.” The second drunk looks at him and says

“Well ya dumbass, you sittin on the mop bucket”

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