An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, “I
don’t know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market
crashed, and I’m afraid we’re broke.”
The wife says, “No, we’re not. Let’s go for a drive into town.”
Husband replies, “Our savings are all gone and you want is to
go for a drive? Oh well, whatever. I guess you’re crazier than
me.” So off they go into town.
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of
draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the
examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went
as follows:
An elderly couple, living apart, had been dating
for several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,
“We should stop this nonsense.
They talk about it.
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.
He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.”
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