An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, “I
don’t know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market
crashed, and I’m afraid we’re broke.”
The wife says, “No, we’re not. Let’s go for a drive into town.”
Husband replies, “Our savings are all gone and you want is to
go for a drive? Oh well, whatever. I guess you’re crazier than
me.” So off they go into town.