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One day an older fella was in for a checkup…

One day an older fella was in for a checkup.
After his examination, his doctor was amazed.

“Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in the
greatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!”

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Is it worth it?

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down
next to the grieving widow. “How old was your husband?” he
asked.

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The aged patient doddered into…

The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.
“Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive.”
“Come on now Mr Peters,” the doctor said, “your sex drives all in your head.”
“Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little.”

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.
He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” Doctor sits him
down and begins the standard speech he gives to senior
citizens,

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This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…

This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.
An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over and
says he’ll give her a ride home.

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There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…

There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.
One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.
He went up to the shop assistant and asked “Could I have a fucket
please?”

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