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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The
doctor says to the first man, “What is three times three?”
“274,” was his reply.

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There Were Three Old Ladies Sitting Around The Kitchen Table…

There Were Three Old Ladies Sitting Around The Kitchen Table; Gertrude,
Sophia, And Harriet. Gertrude Said, “I Think I’ll Go Upstairs Now And Take
A Bath.”

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At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.
Grandpa’s doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl
could be dangerous, even fatal.

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Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,
he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his
body.

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An old man and an old woman were sitting…

An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfast
table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.
The old man said,”You know, 50 years ago, we were probably
sitting here buck naked.”

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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were
shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man’s
oldest friend bumped into him.

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