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Too much attention

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to
a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared
for.

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Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…

Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.
The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!
The first little old lady had a huge stroke.

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An old lady lived by herself in a small house…

An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small
town.  One day she went to the local grocery store and while
she was gone a criminal broke into her house,

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Don’t Forget!

An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they
decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was
wrong with them.

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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s
office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic
cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand.”

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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and
knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and
he asked her for directions to Des Moines.

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