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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses
were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to
the other and said,

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A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies
when his toupee slides off. As he’s groping around for it, his hand goes
between her legs, up under her skirt, and lands on her twat.

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Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local
bar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hear
about his wedding night.

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What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…

Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests
came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, “George everything looks
great physically.

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Partial Dosage

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How
many do you want?”

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