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An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman’s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again — the strain would be too much.
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My heart set…

A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and he
was advised to go to see an eye doctor. He goes in to see the doctor,
and the doctor said, “All right, let’s check you out. You sit down here
on this stool. You put your right hand over your right eye and read
that chart on the wall over there.”
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Perfectly good eyesight

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of
golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the
second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for
me?”.

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A use for Viagra

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
“How are you grandpa?”  he asks.
“Feeling fine,” says the old man.
“What’s the food like?”

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A man was walking down the street when he noticed…

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on
the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
“Grandpa, what are you doing?” he exclaimed.

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Bending it further

The old man was saying to his doctor,
“You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As I got a
little older, I could bend it a little and now I can bend it alot. Does
that mean I’m getting stronger?”