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A 70-year-old man has never been married…

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful
17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go
to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to
him, “So, tell me, how was it?”
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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the
nurses’ office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play
along with him. “It did? I’m sorry to hear that,” she replied.
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Abe Lincoln

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat
down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked,
“Going to a party?”
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Amicable old lady

“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your
recent senior citizen’s luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county
home for the aged. All my people are gone. It’s nice to know that someone
thinks of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
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Can’t do

“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over
to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.
“I’m crying ’cause I can’t do what the big boys do!” So the old man sat
down and wept too.

What’s the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.