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Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…

When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, “Why should I be
upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can’t drive.”

What to do

This very old guy, older than 90, whips back the covers one morning with a
big hard on.
“What do you think about this, Honey?” he says to his wife.
She says “Now that you have the wrinkles out of it, why don’t you wash
it?”

Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…

Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for
HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at
their age, the old man said,”Well, we heard on TV that people should be
tested after annual sex!”

A peculiar dress

Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty
thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run
naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.
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Take in a boarder

An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30,
and would he have any suggestions.
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An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…

An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the
night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. “Oh honey”, said the
young nymph, “Does that mean we’re going to do it three times?” “No”, said
the old man, “It means you can take your pick.”