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Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…

Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home acting
like he’s driving a car, an orderly turns the corner and
asks Willy what he’s doing.

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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully
and all would become clear in time.

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A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…

A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm when
one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his
grandfather playing with himself.
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and
deposits a poopy little present on the woman’s head.

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A little old lady walked into the bank…

A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started
out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, “You can go home now.”

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say…. BINGO!