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Getting married

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to
get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way
go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man
behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
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Constipation problem

Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her
constipation.
“It’s terrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.”
“I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor.
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Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…

They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

The right rhythm

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother
and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on
Sunday morning.”

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A hearing problem

An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about
20′ behind her and asked “Can you hear me sweetheart”?. No reply.
Moved to 10′ and inquired again. No reply.
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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, “Where are you going ?”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”
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