One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.

Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.

?Fuck me? shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table.

?What the fuck are you doing that for?? says Smartie.

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then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:”Ok.
I’ll let him pass, there’s no hurry. Two minutes later
another whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, but
two minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stoped
him:”What’s going on out there?” it asked. “Why, there’s a
party going on!! It’s great! They’re having the most fun!!”
the whiskey replied.
And pizza said: “Great, I’ll go check it out!”

The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the last
test has left his system upset.  Upon making several false alarms to the
bathroom he decided the latest was another.

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