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The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so
they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on
the honeymoon. They settled into one of the train’s upper berths
together and cuddled. As the nite progressed, the new bride was heard
to say quite excitedly a number of times, “I just can’t believe that
we’re finally married Kenny.”

After about the 3rd time in five minutes, a voice came out of the
dark, “God dammit Kenny !!! Will you please convince her so’s we can
all get some sleep ???”

A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy
ocean-side resort. because they knew it would be expensive, they had
planned to limit their stay to just the weekend, but were just unable
to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended
their stay another day. Upon checking out, the desk clerk said,
“That’ll be an additional $150 apiece.”

“Good God man !!!” cried the groom, totally shocked, “That’s two
thousand two-hundred and fifty dollars !!! Are you crazy ???”

After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple
finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.
After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The
new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel
like honey ?”

“Well sure,” she blushed, “But we gotta eat sometime !”

After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their
Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice
CDs to stack on the player.

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The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom
approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on
their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal.
“No,” he said, “I don’t believe I’ll need it. I’ll just grab onto her
ears and hold on ’til she gets used to it.”