Hu Ha Hi

I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I’ve been
having some problems lately.  I’ve been running the same version of
DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the
GirlFriend releases I’ve tried have always conflicted with it.  I hear
that DrinkingBuddies won’t crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode
and the sound is turned off.  But I’m embarrassed to say I can’t find
the switch to turn the sound off.  I just run them separately, and it
works okay.

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 if they aren’t prepared for the answer:

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He
approached her and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?” She
responded, “Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.

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Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused
because she believes she’s prejudice.

“I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I
immediately knew that he was guilty as sin.”

“Sit down,” says the judge. “That’s the prosecuting attorney.”