Monthly Archives: April 2008 - Page 11

Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?

The cats keep covering them up with sand!

Divorce decision

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court
judge said, “and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”

“That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then
I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”