Hu Ha Hi

We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly
inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a
dog.

Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the
house.

Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked
his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body.

She said, “I can’t wear your pants.”

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There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of
control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a
while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez “Well…  what
about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?”

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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that
they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert
himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we
wouldn’t be here at all!”

The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, not only
would we not be in Florida, we wouldn’t on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any “we” in the first place.”