A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, You are really ugly,”
The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to her work.

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After dying this cat walked up to the Pearly Gates where he met St Peter.
St. Peter says to the cat, “During your time on earth, you were a good little cat. You kept your masters house & barn free of pests, and for this faithful service, you get one wish for anything you would particularly like.”
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any crackers?”
Bar tender says, “No.”
Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, “Got any crackers?”
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These two cows are in standing in a field.
One says “Hey, are you worried about that Mad Cow`s Disease?”
The other one answers “Nah, it can`t affect me, I`m a rabbit.”

Two asses met in a market; one ass asked the other, ‘Why have you become so weak and sullen, doesn`t your owner treat you well?’
The other ass replied, ‘No, my owner makes me work throughout the day and does not give me any food.

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