Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

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Blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car got dented up really bad. The next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined.

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A blonde in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So she packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.
She starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE.
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There was a blonde driving down a road in her brand new, green Mustang. She was driving behind a big semi, she wanted to drive faster (because it was a new sports car and everything), so she started to get right on the semi`s tail. This angered the semi driver, he motioned for the blonde to pull over.

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A blonde bombshell walks into the airplanes and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket…The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket.
The blonde says, “Im a cute looking blonde and I`m flying first class.”
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