Hu Ha Hi

Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.

?Fuck me? shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table.

?What the fuck are you doing that for?? says Smartie.

?That humbug always gives me a right good kicking whenever I see

him, so I?m hiding from him? says Polo.

?You should stand up to him? says Smartie. ?He?ll respect you more

if you do?

Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a right slap.

?Fuck off you stripy wanker, or I?ll knock the fucking shit out of

you? says Polo.

?Hey, no problem man, can I buy you a drink? says Humbug.

?Told you so? says Smartie.

The next night Polo and Smartie are sitting in the pub again, when in

walks Humbug with his mate, Tune.

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The Queen Mother

Average Iraqi

Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of
the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors

Average American

Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme
park
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1. Dogs don t have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
3. You can train a dog.
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A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog said, “that`s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” said the psychic, “next semester in her biology class.”