Dear ________,

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further
contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition
was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as
yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your
name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find
better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer
the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.
Check those that apply…

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One day a boy asks his dad,
“What’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?”
Dad thought for a minute and said, “Come with me.”
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Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.
After a while the conversation started turning a little
rude and crass. Soon the women were getting louder and
they were arguing about how wide their snatches were.
(This happens all the time.)
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A woman participating in a survey was asked
how she felt about condoms.

She said, “Depends on what’s in it for me.”

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,
“I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!”
“Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you
look less attractive.”
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