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Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

He was looking for Pooh!

I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It
went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next
sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous
sentence.” It didn’t sell very well.

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A woman was out shopping and her son was with her. They boy spotted a man
who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom’s hand and said, ” Momma, look at
the bowlegged man.”
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And now, from our favourite fairy-tales….

Why does Peter Pan Fly?

You’d fly to if you got hit in the peter with a pan.