A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
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There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night.
In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting “44 days! 44 days!”
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.
The doctor said, “Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000.
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.
One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper.”
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he cheats so much I’m not even sure this baby I’m carrying is his!”