Monthly Archives: November 2007 - Page 9

Blonde Selling Car

A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

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Blondes Love Puzzles

There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night.

In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting “44 days! 44 days!”

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Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

The doctor said, “Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000.

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Copying Paper

A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.

One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper.”

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Cheating Boyfriend

A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he cheats so much I’m not even sure this baby I’m carrying is his!”