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It has been determined that having sex before participating
in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not
impair the athlete’s performance.

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This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would
spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house,
he was told that the only way he could play today was if he
was willing to play along with three nuns.

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A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived
home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours
pass she becomes more and more concerned until at 8 p.m. the husband
finally pulls into the driveway.

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Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he
sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “241.” “That
is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification
Theory and the mysteries of the Universe.

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Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?

A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that “no means no”?