“Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole
Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet”.
“No kidding? How much memory will it take up?”.
“Not much, just two Bytes.”

Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He
says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies
“Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”