Hu Ha Hi

A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire State Building.

How do you tell them apart?

The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.

Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.

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Why do blondes wear earmuffs?

To avoid the draft.

Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking for. I forget where I have filed them.”

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Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”

The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!”

The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious.”