How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized.

How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

She opens the car door.

How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear!

Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?

He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER?
A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get MTV.

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