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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket.

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Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.

A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”

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Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?

It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell - he’s still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.