A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thick
and long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approached
the Father for payment and the priest paid him $1.00.
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, “Hey Dad! What are
you doin?” His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank.” Johnny says,
“Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The
milkman filled her this morning.”

One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and
the man you hired last week are up on the hay loft in the barn on all that
new hay we just bought. She has her dress up and he has his pants down. I
think they are about to piss all over that new hay!”

Get marriedJohnny (age comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all
afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played
baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next door neighbor.
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Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like
you to answer one question.” “Very good,” replied her mother, “I was
wondering when you would become curious about birds, flowers and bees.”
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