A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”
“What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
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The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the
front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today’s word is
“beautiful”. Little Sally, would you please come up here and use
“beautiful” in a sentence?”

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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to
collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale.
“No, Johnny! Stop! That’s horrible! You can’t eat worms!” Trying to
convince him further, “Now the mother worm is looking all over for her
nice baby-worm.”
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Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the
words, “bitter end” in it.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, “Our dog chased our cat
and he bitter end.”

The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters “ILU”
written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises
her hand. Well sweetie, what does “ILU” mean? The little girl replies, “I
love you.”
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