Hu Ha Hi

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

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One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the
doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard’s idiot brother Bill arrived
to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything
else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor
standing above him.

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He was looking for Pooh!

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts
her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already. The little boy says, “Dark in here.” The man says, “Yes, it
is.” Boy - “I have a baseball.” Man - “That’s nice.” Boy - “Want to buy
it?” Man - “No, thanks.” Boy - “My dad’s outside.” Man - “OK, how much?”
Boy - “$250″

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